🐈🏰 24 Days of Ugly Medieval Cats – Hilariously Weird Cat Advent Calendar 2026

Open one tiny medieval disaster a day — then keep the whole weird little collection long after Christmas.

🎁 24 different 3D cat figurines
📅 24 numbered drawers
🏰 One increasingly questionable medieval cat collection

Start Your 24-Day Countdown

😹 24 Days. 24 Questionable Medieval Cats.

Behind every numbered drawer is another tiny cat with its own strange face, medieval outfit and completely unnecessary amount of attitude.

Open one each day and watch the weird little crew slowly take over your shelf.

👀 Every Cat Gets Weirder

Monks. Ruffs. Tiny cloaks. Questionable expressions.

No two cats look quite the same, and half the fun is figuring out which ridiculous little character somehow becomes your favorite.

The closer you look, the worse they get. In the best possible way. 😂

🎄 One Weird Cat a Day Until Christmas

Start with drawer 1 and open the next one each day.

Open → Reveal → Display

By Christmas Eve, the whole medieval cat crew is out and ready to take over your desk, shelf or bookcase.

📚 Christmas Ends. The Cats Stay.

This isn’t a countdown you finish and throw away.

Once all 24 cats are out, keep the whole collection together or let your favorites live wherever they look appropriately out of place.

Bookshelf. Desk. Nightstand. Office.

They’re probably going to stay there longer than the Christmas tree. 😹

🎁 For the Person Who Already Has Enough Normal Cat Stuff

You know exactly who this is for.

The friend who sends you cursed cat pictures. The one who loves weird little collectibles. The person who somehow knows way too much about medieval art.

Made for cat people with questionable taste, medieval-art lovers, collectors of weird little things, and that one friend who is impossible to shop for. 🐈

📦 What You Get

24 Medieval Cat Figurines

A different three-dimensional cat character to reveal each day.

24-Drawer Countdown Box

One numbered drawer for every day of the countdown.

Calendar Size

7.09 × 10.24 × 1.18 in
18 × 26 × 3 cm

Individual Cat Size

Approx. 1.18 × 1.18 in
Approx. 3 × 3 cm

Books, mugs, plants and other styling props shown in photos are not included.

🐈 Tiny Cats. Very Serious Medieval Business.

Each character has its own expression, costume and personality.

Some look offended.
Some look confused.
Some look like they’ve been judging your life choices since the 1300s.

That’s kind of the point.

🎁 Keep One. Gift the Weirdness.

1 Calendar — Keep the Weirdness to Yourself

2 Calendars — One to Keep, One to Gift

3 Calendars — For Your Weirdest Friends

4 Calendars — Share the Medieval Cat Chaos

❓ Before You Order

How big are the cats?

Each figurine is approximately 1.18 × 1.18 in (3 × 3 cm).

Do I have to start on December 1?

No. Starting December 1 gives you one reveal each day through Christmas Eve, but you can start whenever you like.

Can I display them after Christmas?

Yes. Keep the full collection together or display your favorites on a shelf, desk or bookcase.

What about shipping and returns?

Shipping, returns and refunds are subject to our current Shipping and Refund & Return Policies.

🏰 Bring Home the Weird Little Bunch

Keep them for yourself or give them to the one person who will appreciate every ridiculous little face.

Either way, December is about to get considerably stranger. 🐈😂

Start Your 24-Day Countdown